Tweets for Today

The short version of yesterday:

  • 09:03 I would like to give all of the state of Iowa a message: CALM DOWN. It is a snowstorm, not armageddon. #
  • 09:03 Armageddon will be so much more exciting. For one thing, there will be fireballs. Which will be welcome warmth. #
  • 09:04 Personally I am looking forward to being cast into a pit of sinners. They have the best parties. #
  • 09:04 But today and tomorrow, I am afraid there will just be snow. #
  • 11:18 Dude–I’m going to get paid $45 to go in and sub for an hour and a half because school gets out at 1:30. NICE. #
  • 11:31 I declare my laundry and housecleaning canceled due to snow and ice. #
  • 14:19 So. It’s 2:18, and the sun is shining and it’s too hot for gloves. WHERE IS MY APOCALYPTIC SNOW?!? #
  • 14:21 There isn’t anything on the radar, even. #
  • 20:32 Nine hours late, the GREAT BIG OMG SNOWSTORM has sort of arrived. #

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