Do not drink while viewing. DO. NOT. DRINK.
And brace for the peals of laughter. I just watched this and I was laughing so hard I couldn’t speak, and Dan thought I was hurt.
Best part: this woman is Fox’s "sexpert." Or, as BoingBoing said, an analyst. Though of course. . . actually, no, I cannot continue. Because the thought of the Obamas "fisting" is already blowing my head apart.