This is how bad my slash goggles are.
Major Pettigrew’s Last Stand is some new release upcoming from Random House. It has a nice title and a lovely cover. But every time I see its ad on Shelf Awareness, I think, "God, I wish Major Pettigrew’s last stand was with a man," and I mentally replace the woman’s coat and hat on the cover with a second trench and fedora (or whatever that hat is).
THAT IS HOW BAD MY SLASH GOGGLES ARE.