Maine, you whore.

My options at this point are to either spew bile endlessly in a rant that melts the paint off the walls or to say almost nothing. Because if I uncork the rage I have for people who feel so fucking morally superior that they can vote on other people’s marriages, I won’t be able to stop. So Burger and Fries (the cat in the avatar) is going to have to say it for me.

But KEEP YOUR FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IOWA YOU HYPOCRITICAL, MORALLY CORRUPT ASSHOLES. You leave my state the FUCKING HELL ALONE. This is MY state, and I am the amazon. STAY. THE. FUCK. OFF. MY. FUCKING. LAWN. Because if you bring that shit here, I’m going to make the howling in the video below sound like a GODDAMNED PURR.

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