Shut up, caucuses!
Iowa today is nuts with the goddamned caucuses. The Democrats are calling wanting us to come and be part of the conversation or something, and every FREAKING special interest group is robo-calling. NOM keeps warning us not to vote for Ron Paul because he likes teh gay. They aren’t even real people you can call bigots and tell to fuck off. And every damn news story is about the caucus, and it’s freaking everywhere, and I hates it, Precious. I hates it.
And so my rebuttal is my kind of politics: the remix of Ted Steven’s Series of Tubes. Robo-call this, you bitches.